Arsenal has improved a lot lately, and the Gunners snatched ten points from the last four fixtures. They moved up from the humiliating 15th spot and currently sit in 11th place. The hosts were in deep trouble until Boxing Day, when they celebrated a vital 3:1 victory over Chelsea. The winning streak continued against Brighton and West Brom, and Arsenal played both games at the away ground. However, Crystal Palace managed to resist and take a point in their latest match at Emirates Stadium. Rob Holding and the lads managed to keep the clean sheet three times in a row, and Arsenal improved their defense lately. On the other hand, the forwards woke up and netted four goals at Birmingham against WBA. They just need to be more consistent, and Arsenal could get involved in the battle for the Europa League place next season. Although the hosts haven’t lost three times in a row at their ground, they booked just one win. Arsenal needs to put much better performances at Emirates Stadium if they want to finish in the top half of the table. Newcastle United struggles this season as they sit in 15th place, being seven points above the relegation zone. What should worry the away fans is Newcastle’s winless run that reached eight matches in all competitions. During that poor streak, the Magpies picked up only two points. Steve Bruce’s side struggles in the final third as it scored only two goals in the last seven fixtures. Callum Wilson is the only productive player in the attacking line as he netted eight times, but he needs more support from teammates. Newcastle faced Arsenal just nine days ago in FA Cup and lost in the extra-time. Newcastle booked three straight defeats on the road, and the team needs much better performances if they don’t want to fall into relegation trouble.
Full-Time Winner Odds & Prediction
It seems that Arsenal overcame the crisis, and the Gunners are considered favorites in this game. Newcastle. We believe they will meet the expectations and book another three points against struggling Newcastle.
Goals Market Prediction
Arsenal has been much more successful in their latest head-to-head matches and managed to keep the clean sheet four times in a row. Newcastle has been involved in many tight clashes lately, and we think this one could stay under a 2.5 margin. Arsenal to win @ 1.45 Under 2.5 FT @ 2.00 Correct score 2:0 @ 7.00 Read the analysishereand share your opinion with us!
Southampton sits in ninth place, but the hosts are only three points behind the third-placed Tottenham Hotspur. However, the home side has been searching for a win since their 1:1 draw against Arsenal. In the last four rounds, the Saints have picked up only three points and declined to the middle of the table. Danny Ings and the lads failed to score three times in a row, but they conceded just one goal during that time, the one in the 1:0 defeat against Manchester City. Ralph Hasenhuttl’s side plays pretty tight in the back, as they have one of the best defensive works in the league. However, Southampton celebrated just once in the last four games at St. Mary’s Stadium, and another tough challenge is ahead of them. Liverpool still tops the table, but they are joint leaders with Manchester United. After the last-minute winner against the Spurs and an impressive 7:0 victory away to Crystal Palace, everybody believed the Reds could stabilize their form. However, West Brom took a point from Anfield, as Big Sam made a return to the Premiership. Another poor display came against Newcastle United in the game that ended in a goalless draw. Jurgen Klopp’s side booked only four wins in the past nine matches in all competitions. On the other hand, very few people saw Manchester United returning to the title race, and that’s putting a bit more pressure on the visitors. Liverpool struggles when playing away from home as Mo Salah and the lads got back home with all three points just twice this season. They need to get back on the winning track urgently and stop spilling points.
Full-Time Winner Odds & Prediction
It is going to be a tight clash since both sides have been dealing with goalscoring troubles in the past couple of games. The match can go easily in both ways, and we don’t think Southampton can lose by more than one goal.
Goals Market Prediction
If we remove the victory against Crystal Palace from the picture, Liverpool has been struggling in converting chances into goals at away grounds. Since Southampton is disciplined in the back, we don’t expect to see more than two goals in total. Southampton AH +1 @ 1.75 Under 2.5 FT @ 2.20 Correct score 1:1 @ 9.50 Read the analysishereand share your opinion with us!
It seems that Arsenal overcame the crisis, and the Gunners are considered favorites in this game. Newcastle. We believe they will meet the expectations and book another three points against struggling Newcastle. Arsenal to win @ 1.45 Arsenal has been much more successful in their latest head-to-head matches and managed to keep the clean sheet four times in a row. Newcastle has been involved in many tight clashes lately, and we think this one could stay under a 2.5 margin. Under 2.5 FT @ 2.00 Correct score 2:0 @ 7.00 Read the full analysishere, and subscribe to ourTelegramandYouTubechannels!
It seems that Arsenal overcame the crisis, and the Gunners are considered favorites in this game. Newcastle. We believe they will meet the expectations and book another three points against struggling Newcastle. Arsenal to win @ 1.45 Arsenal has been much more successful in their latest head-to-head matches and managed to keep the clean sheet four times in a row. Newcastle has been involved in many tight clashes lately, and we think this one could stay under a 2.5 margin. Under 2.5 FT @ 2.00 Correct score 2:0 @ 7.00 Read the full analysishere, and subscribe to ourTelegramandYouTubechannels!
It seems that Arsenal overcame the crisis, and the Gunners are considered favorites in this game. Newcastle. We believe they will meet the expectations and book another three points against struggling Newcastle. Arsenal to win @ 1.45 Arsenal has been much more successful in their latest head-to-head matches and managed to keep the clean sheet four times in a row. Newcastle has been involved in many tight clashes lately, and we think this one could stay under a 2.5 margin. Under 2.5 FT @ 2.00 Correct score 2:0 @ 7.00 Read the full analysishere, and subscribe to ourTelegramandYouTubechannels!
Chelsea has been very active in the title battle, and many considered them one of the hottest favorites. However, their poor displays in December saw them declining to the 6th spot. The Blues booked just one victory in the past five rounds, and they are now six points behind Liverpool. After two consecutive defeats against Everton and Wolves, Frank Lampard’s side put a convincing performance against West Ham in a 3:0 win. However, when everybody expected them to get back on the winning track, Chelsea failed to a 3:1 loss against Arsenal. Moreover, that was one of the poorest displays lately, and players were criticized for their complacency. The hosts picked up just a point last Monday at Stamford Bridge when Aston Villa came to town. Although Tammy Abraham and the lads have been one of the most productive teams in the league, Chelsea needs to tighten up their defense as they kept the clean sheet just once in the past seven games. Nevertheless, a good home form gives Chelsea fans hope that their team can celebrate in this derby clash. Manchester City had a slow start to the season, but they improved lately and got closer to the top four. The Citizens are leveled up with their rivals on the table, having two games in hand. Although Pep Guardiola’s side hasn’t been efficient as expected, their defense is the best in the league. Manchester City hasn’t lost ten games in a row in all competitions, and during that period, they missed the chance to win only three times. Kevin de Bruyne and the lads celebrated in the last three games, beating Southampton, Arsenal, and Newcastle United, respectively. However, they still need to improve their away displays, as they managed to get back home with only three wins from seven outings. A potential victory from this match can see them back in the battle for the top.
Full-Time Winner Odds & Prediction
Chelsea hasn’t played very well in derbies this season, and they struggled against the top Premier League teams. Manchester City has the chance to get back home undefeated from this game.
Goals Market Prediction
Both sides have been pretty efficient lately, and they want to pick up where they left off. We believe they are capable of scoring at least once in this game, and we shouldn’t see nets remaining intact. Manchester City AH +0 @ 1.75 BTTS Yes @ 1.60 Correct score 1:1 @ 8.00 Read the analysishereand share your opinion with us!
Sheffield Utd vs Man. United - Man. United - over 60,5% possession @ 1,85 For my bet to be a winner, Man. United should have at least 61% possession, I think this line of 61% can be reached quite easily by Solskjaer's boys. A key point in supporting this prediction is the quality of Manchster United's midfield players. In the ranking of possession, Sheffield United is on the last place, and Manchester United is on the 6th place. Average possession: Sheffield Utd. - 40.7% / game.Manchester United - 52.8% / game Sheffield United vs top 10 possession teams: Southampton: 68% Leicester: 70% Chelsea: 71% Manchester City: 65% Liverpool: 62% Arsenal: 65% Manchester United vs teams with poor possession West Ham vs Man. United - 39-61 Man. United vs WBA - 63-37 Newcastle vs Man. United - 36-64 Man. United is a team with a very good morale, it comes after a 0-0 against Manchester City, where they had a 46% possession which is a very good thing. Aston Villa vs Burnley - J. Grealish - 3 or more shots @ 1,73 - BETFAIR For this bet to be a winner, Jack Grealish must shoot at the goal at least 3 times. Jack Grealish is an exponential player for Aston Villa, he is a very good player of offensive profile. Jack Grealish has the best average in terms of shots, he has an average of 3 shots / match, the second in this statistic is Barkley who will not play due to an injury, so Jack Grealish will have to assume more a lot of responsibility, and teammates will send more balls to him than usual. After 10 fixtures, the statistics for Jack Grealish: vs Wolves: 4 shots vs West Ham: 3 shots vs Brighton: 1 shot vs Arsenal: 5 shots vs Southampton: 6 shots vs Leeds: 2 shots vs Leicester: 0 shots vs Liverpool: 3 shots vs Fulham: 3 shots vs Sheffield: 3 shots Good statistics, we notice that in 70% of matches it has reached this line. Another interesting statistic that gives value to this bet: Aston Villa is on the 2nd place in the ranking of the Premier League teams that shoot the most sutures per match. In this statistic, Aston Villa is only surpassed by Manchester City, I know, it seems crazy, but the statistic never lies. Static teams: Aston Villa: they shot 14.8 sutures / match Burnley: received 13.5 sutures / match
Sheffield Utd vs Man. United - Man. United - over 60,5% possession @ 1,85 For my bet to be a winner, Man. United should have at least 61% possession, I think this line of 61% can be reached quite easily by Solskjaer's boys. A key point in supporting this prediction is the quality of Manchster United's midfield players. In the ranking of possession, Sheffield United is on the last place, and Manchester United is on the 6th place. Average possession: Sheffield Utd. - 40.7% / game.Manchester United - 52.8% / game Sheffield United vs top 10 possession teams: Southampton: 68% Leicester: 70% Chelsea: 71% Manchester City: 65% Liverpool: 62% Arsenal: 65% Manchester United vs teams with poor possession West Ham vs Man. United - 39-61 Man. United vs WBA - 63-37 Newcastle vs Man. United - 36-64 Man. United is a team with a very good morale, it comes after a 0-0 against Manchester City, where they had a 46% possession which is a very good thing. Aston Villa vs Burnley - J. Grealish - 3 or more shots @ 1,73 - BETFAIR For this bet to be a winner, Jack Grealish must shoot at the goal at least 3 times. Jack Grealish is an exponential player for Aston Villa, he is a very good player of offensive profile. Jack Grealish has the best average in terms of shots, he has an average of 3 shots / match, the second in this statistic is Barkley who will not play due to an injury, so Jack Grealish will have to assume more a lot of responsibility, and teammates will send more balls to him than usual. After 10 fixtures, the statistics for Jack Grealish: vs Wolves: 4 shots vs West Ham: 3 shots vs Brighton: 1 shot vs Arsenal: 5 shots vs Southampton: 6 shots vs Leeds: 2 shots vs Leicester: 0 shots vs Liverpool: 3 shots vs Fulham: 3 shots vs Sheffield: 3 shots Good statistics, we notice that in 70% of matches it has reached this line. Another interesting statistic that gives value to this bet: Aston Villa is on the 2nd place in the ranking of the Premier League teams that shoot the most sutures per match. In this statistic, Aston Villa is only surpassed by Manchester City, I know, it seems crazy, but the statistic never lies. Static teams: Aston Villa: they shot 14.8 sutures / match Burnley: received 13.5 sutures / match
Chapter 1: https://www.reddit.com/soccercourt/comments/c0o099/i_have_been_banned_from_rreddevils_and_i_am/ Chapter 2: https://www.reddit.com/soccercourt/comments/c1po9u/db_cooper727_vs_the_muppets_and_itks_of_rreddevils/ Tuesday, 18th June 2019. DB is very happy with himself. The thread was an even bigger success than he could have ever hoped for. His boss instantly offered him a pay rise when he got in to work, his girlfriend traded herself in for a more attractive woman, his parents asked him for pocket money. DB is on top of the world. Teenage heart-throb Adebayo Akinfenwa congratulates DB on the big win. DB has made new Arsenal friends on /Gunners, the kind Liverpool folk welcomed him on /LiverpoolFC. Support poured in through DMs to DB. The public haven't loved DB this much since he made reddevils believe de Ligt is going to United! If you mosey on over to Redcafe and peruse what their users were saying, there were even some United fans endeared by the charm and intellect of our dear DB(album). What I have established from that Redcafe thread is that, just as I thought all hope was lost, it turns out there is a group of United fans who are able to apply critical thinking and logic. In fact, if you look on page 25 of that thread, you can see them all laughing at how blatantly bollocks my made up rumour was. I had simply the most delightful people invite me to their Discord chats. As I was walking out of my house, my neighbour - a Yale graduate in town to learn the bond business - shook my hand and congratulated me on my big win. After exchanging pleasantries he said 'well, goodbye'. As he was walking away he stops. He turns and shouts; 'DB, /reddevils are a rotten crowd. You're worth the whole damn bunch put together', before giving an awkward wave. Internally he was always glad he said that. It was the only compliment he ever paid DB. Meanwhile, Spoofex stands with his source. 'You broke your promise', his source says. 'You fucking talked to them about me'. Spoofex asks what the fuck is going on. His source ignores him, stating 'I asked for one simple thing'. Spoofex demands to know why people think his source is him. 'Sit', his source says. Spoofex again demands to know why people think the source is him. 'I think you know', replies the source. Spoofex denies this fact. 'Yes you do, why would anyone possibly confuse you with me?' the source asks. ''I...I don't know' the feeble Spoofex responds. A moment of realisation sets in. 'No' he says, barely audible as he trails off. He starts to recount. All the text messages he sent to himself, all those nights alone he spent at the bar by himself, all the emails he sent to himself, all the times he...physically interacted with himself. 'Say it', the source demands. 'Because...' Spoofex trails off. 'Say it' the source demands. 'Because we're the same person' Spoofex says, in a state of despair. His source elaborates. 'You were looking for a way to change your life, you could not do this on your own'. Spoofex doesn't know how to respond. 'All the ways you wish you can be...', the source continues with his arms out-stretched, '...that's me'. 'I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I'm smart, I'm capable and most importantly, I'm In The Know'. Jroades, one of the co-founders of Muppetiers, announces they're going to stop accepting new ITKs in to Muppetiers. The other co-founder, Ubergorp, is beside himself as he tries to defend his filthy Frankenstein like creation on Redcafe. DB knows that Frankenstein was the doctor, but also subscribes to the notion that he was more of a monster than his creation ever was. Simply just operate on a higher level of thinking than most. Despite everyone now knowing it was a blatant lie, DB's update still sits top of the most upvoted /muppetiers threads ever, with someone having gilded it. Everything is rosy. DB is happy, no, DB is jubilant. He can retire now, for there is no need for DB to be around anymore. He's completely OWNED the ITKs and "muppets" of /reddevils. He can finally retire and get that cottage near the sea (but not the one on the cliff because coastal erosion can be deadly and potentially destroy the house, I mean at the very least it's going to heavily depreciate the value of it). Ah, what a wonderful life, you know what I really love is- WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? Suddenly the thought of the cottage disgusts DB. He hopes the coastal erosion occurs and he hopes it fucking sinks. You've just killed John Wick's dog you incompetent FOOLS. Did you really think there wouldn't be room on DB's mantle for the head of the /reddevils mods to join those of the ITKs and muppets?
de Ligt has gone out of my life - the ITK genocide
If you're reading this thread it's because overwhelming evidence has come out that proves Spoofex to be unreliable. The people in the top half of the last thread are not surprised, whereas the people in the bottom half are distraught. But don't worry. DB is here. DB was always here. You just didn't want to hear (this is clever because I ended all the sentences on a word that sounds the same but one of them didn't mean the same as the other two, make sure to acknowledge this). But it's over, you're free from Spoofex Manson's evil embrace. Contact Rightmove, your Jonestown property is going on the market. Spoofex's first response to the soccercourt thread was to press the AZ-5 button. This would explain why his information started to meltdown at nuclear proportions. In the 24 hours following DB Snowden's post, the following occurs: Spoofex on Rabiot pre-DB's update: medical Wednesday Spoofex on Rabiot post-DB's update: Rabiot is off Spoofex on de Ligt pre-DB's update: done deal, going to United. Spoofex on de Ligt post-DB's update: gives it an 8/10 for it happening, the whole deal is now a mess Spoofex on Fernandes pre-DB's update: done deal, going to United. Spoofex on Fernandes post-DB's update: the whole deal is now a mess Now, I know what you're all going to argue. "DB, this doesn't mean he's unreliable, it's more likely that your post actually put a lot of players off wanting to join Manchester United". Yes, of course DB considered that possibility, but these are players who are sought after by some of the biggest clubs in the world, who regularly play CL football, have qualified football managers, don't sing about beans. These players didn't need DB to show them the light. No, I'm afraid to say that Spoofex was lying from the off. Then, on Wednesday, Spoofex's source takes leave for a week. The guy who has an in-depth knowledge of transfers, who is intrinsic to the process, is apparently allowed to take leave during what is allegedly going to be United's biggest week of the entire window. Well, either that or our buddy Spoof popped a Chlorpromazine tablet. But of course /reddevils buy this, because apparently despite DB being the unemployed one, they don't seem to understand the concept of not being allowed to take leave during incredibly busy periods of trade. Later Wednesday was the fantastic Mata debacle. A player who first wasn't offered a new contract, then offered but not signing, then was only signing for a year, ends up signing a 2 year deal with the option to extend for a further year. Spoofex has told us we can't give him shit for that though, and given his position as mod on /reddevils it's pretty clear that's more of a thinly veiled threat than a "c'mon guys" type of comment. DB knows full well what happens when you try to question Spoofex's reliability. Strangely, Spoofex's Summer 2019 Transfer History thread on the critically acclaimed /spoofex sub-reddit is then removed. Previously a thread Spoofex recorded every single one of his updates in, he's now binned it. Starting to look like Spoofex doesn't want the likes of DB keeping up with his lies. DB claims the scalp of another ITK as drewing bows out in disgrace, nuking his entire post history. Conveniently after the Italian + Dutch press break the de Ligt to Juventus news. DB knows, it's shocking. Drewing was a liar too? The guy who told people he's a student in America doesn't know of the inner workings of United's transfer business? The guy who won back so much public acclaim when he apologised in DB's last thread, yet was more than happy to renege on DB's charitable bet? Who would have thought you couldn't trust him! (nb: someone pm'd DB saying they'd donate $20 to a charity of DB's choice if i went back in on reddevils. if you are still willing to uphold that, i'd like alder hey to at least see a portion of the money they're going to miss from drewing) DB's name has been censored on /reddevils. Any mention of it sees your comment/post removed, and any support shown sees you banned. The name of DB Cooper, now intertwined with the exposure of Spoofex and the ITKs as being unreliable, is one the mods now fear. However, the movement lives on. The movement - which unbeknown to them has been dubbed Children of Cooper (CoC) - continues to wage war against the inconsistency of the ITK culture. This particular exchange, between an ITK doubtful and a clear admirer of Coopism, is telling of the change in tune the sub-reddit has gone through since DB blew the lid off their stew of deceit. Muppetiers, who have now noticeably slowed down their updates since the events on that fateful Monday night, start to be criticised for putting out nothing news. As Cooper rightly suggested at the end of his last thread, the ITK culture doesn't, in reality, stay secluded to the muppet thread. It spills out, with fumes of negativity being inhaled by every reddevils subscribers. One eagle-eyed CoC notices this and plonks his gnashers in to the neck of an unsuspecting muppet. DB's body starts to seize up with joy. They love DB. They all love DB. Set forth, my beautiful children.
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Billybigballs7
So does spoofex get away with filling us with shit from his fake source for the last few weeks?
Caesar3890
Can't wait for a in ITK to post some bullshit info tomorrow about a midweek announcement. Then this place to be happy and buzzing for a couple of days then the midweek day comes and nothing happens then Thursday until Friday night for things to grow violent and then some wanky glazers out thing to start and then everyone fall out with each other, have a go at Lingard and then on Sunday start all over again.
Arrowguy26
Can we get rid of the muppet thread now?Its not even fun anymore just a bunch of low effort posts for karma on there
Jhix
Woo another muppet meltdown. These threads are so entertaining I hope they return next year.
Utd99
Bit convenient how he said that when mdl to juve news broke. Coukd be aload of bullshit too. Why didnt he post the news earlier if he had any?
MaroK11
Spoofex is fraud
DuanneOlivier
Theory: His source hasn't changed from the "De Ligt isn't coming" stance, spoofex got baited into "confirming" after every "ITK" said he was coming so that he wouldn't be left behind on the off chance that the club actually announced the deal.
TyperSniper
I’ll be interested to hear why spoof was so convinced MDL was coming when he signs for another club.
M4NUN1T3D
The inevitable Spoofex Roast thread is gonna be legendary lol. Hope some have their jokes ready.
Horrorbull1
They dont spoof just said so because he thought de ligt was coming on the plane and now it has been found out that it is bs he is going back on what he said
Horrorbull1
Spoof saying the medical was for rabiot makes no sense united would never book a medical in for someone they have not guaranteed to be signing. Every day spoof looks less and less reliable to the point where I dont care about his updates anymore
zahrikaplan
Believing spoofex even though he constantly changes his stance and barely gets much right- ✔️
zahrikaplan
Ive been getting grilled on here for even suggesting that spoofex might be a liar. Just because he has history and is a mod. That update today is so blatantly a backtrack on the Wednesday medical promise he made. Which then tells us that he definitely did add the medical part after seeing the fake plane report. I'm convinced now, but we will know the truth shortly anyway. Regardless, this is a muppet thread. We move onto another ITK to blindly believe hahaha
zahrikaplan
Spoofex son...This looks like a huge backtrack to me, why on God's Earth would there be a medical for someone who hadn't agreed to join. That literally impossible.
UTFR99
I think we all know Rabiot was off the cards realistically according to reports over the last 2 days but this whole medical on Wednesday getting cancelled thing doesn’t sit nicely with me it just seems so convenient and I know I’m gonna get downvoted for speaking my honest opinion but it is what it is.
Firebreathingdown
So there was a medical scheduled out of the blue after the fake itk told his tale, now that itk outed his story the medical is apparently cancelled, how very convenient isn't it.
nizam1
Welcome to another classic Spoofex self contradictory post that follows the news cycle. Utter charlatan.
s4m777
Why is Spoofex so trusted as some great insider, when he is clearly wrong on nearly everything here is what he said on Mata for example, quotes of his on the subject:"Mata is going. No contract is on offer and he isn't asking for one.""I'm in complete opposition to Stone on the Mata contract. I've been pretty vehemently told we're not giving him one." And after the United website published the fact that we were talking with Mata over a new contract: "The offer that did go in is for a paycut, and that pretty much killed it. They still don't expect to see him next season." "we are giving Mata one more year." He has called the whole situation completely wrong all summer the same as with multiple other stories.
zahrikaplan
Why have the other ITKs suddenly stopped providing updates?
nenadb97
Only some ITKs are saying that MdL is going to Utd. Still can't believe that people expect him to sign. No credible source is even mentioning Utd.
nayborhoodedgelord
im so fucking pissed that the puppeteers have refused to reveal new info about MDL but it has also been a huge help to say the least. However doesn't anyone find it interesting how since then there have been no mupdates. living proof of the piggybacking ffs.
richwithoutmoney
A few speculations are around that some ITKs were only providing information they saw from other ITKs. So as some of the 'legitimate' ITKs stopped providing info for whatever reason, the other ITKs have nothing to piggyback off. That could be entirely wrong, but it has been what is speculated.
SG52
Has normal ITK information dried up or is it just the aftermath of that psychopath DB.
ladydevines
He is waiting for Muppetiers :) Edit: Seriously go look, his last big update was 2 days ago and so was Muppetiers, he posted about that medical on a Wednesday 10 minutes after the troll said De Ligt was coming on a Tuesday via Muppetiers also. And now his source is "away" while their updates have stopped? Hah. I wish i could believe him as well be so much more interesting.
DB was doubted. DB was spat on. DB was vilified. Yet, indisputably, DB was right. Now everybody believes DB. Whether they like it or not, they have Luis Figo'd over from the cult of Spoofex to the Children of Cooper.
To me, the thing that is worse than death is betrayal. You see, I could conceive death, but I could not conceive betrayal.
Hello jroades and ubergorp! Not had a chance to talk to you lovely gentlemen since my last post. I know that ubergorp is very sensitive to criticism, and that jroades is very worried I'm going to dig up some of his more unsavoury history on The_Donald. Don't worry, DB is only going to go after one of those angles. You're safe, jroades, not sure even I can produce a drawn-out verbose section on you being a bad knobhead who supports Trump. I think Reddit is tired with that in general. (nb: to find some of these jroades comments I had to scroll through 35+ pages on his profile. they were posted on monday. DB is the one with no life.) Muppetiers markets itself on being this big anonymous aggregator where all your news stays completely confidential. Yet DB notices some inconsistencies with this. From the off, compulsive liar jroades told DB "everything you share directly to us is 100% private" and that you wouldn't share any details. Then, why is it in the direct aftermath of the soccercourt thread you tried to justify your bamboozlement by saying you spent hours running the info through other people? DB's fake information was strictly for the eyes of him, jroades and ubergorp. That was the deal. DB feels completely violated that you shared his made up bollocks, it's a complete betrayal, you're the worst twosome since the Kray twins, how could you possibly dare do this to our young and aspiring ITK? Who are these people you're sharing the information with? You were more than happy to jovially quip to DB about some mug who came to you and posted his real press credentials. You told me that after a few messages, God knows the kind of people you're "running" ITK's confidential information through. Why is it that Spoofex and the entire /reddevils mod team are now being given this confidential information? That's at least 10 more people than you previously promised getting the information, with one of them operating under the same umbrella of being an alleged ITK. DB would like to know, why would anyone ever even think about giving you genuine information when you're bandying it around the mod team, as well as the unknown quantity of the other people you're running information past. You've set up a system where trust is at best one-way, and is purely self-serving in the hope that you, your mates and the mods of reddevils will get little snippets of information before they're made public. DB is disgusted by this and delighted that he got all your hopes up before absolutely demolishing them. DB would like the record to show that he'd trust those fucking weird Olsen twins with his personal information before ever even considering handing it over to the pair of utter charlatans that are uberoades. By the way, I know you've got some response prepared on the basis that DB is up to as many as 3 of the ITKs currently feeding your information. Going to have to keep that response in your drafts I'm afraid chaps. None of that will be getting revealed today.
Thu Jun 20 2019 22:02:57 GMT+0100 (British Summer Time)
DB wins. Alexa, play Daryl Hall & John Oates – You Make My Dreams. Merely 3 days after DB Cooper's case of the century, Spoofex has bowed down. What triggered this? Dominic Fifield and Simon Stone, two of DB's best friends. See, cast your mind back through the sewage of lies and insufferably pretentious nonsense that Spoofex has been Spoutexing, and you'll remember three letters, and a tick. June 17th:
AWB ✔️
But don't stop here, let the sewage wash you further down the dark hole of sick, twisted lies and land upon Spoofex's horrendous attention seeking post, dated June 11th.
AWB Done - £53m
Wednesday was the first hint that this was a lie, as Duncan Castles came out and reported a deal had been agreed between Palace and United. Then, on Thursday, reliable Crystal Palace journalist and best man at DB's first wedding Dominic Fifield puts down Spoofex in brutal fashion. Then, as the dishevelled remains of Spoofex's charred body tries to grasp at any opportunity to defend himself, DB's godfather Simon "Jon Bones Jones" Stone(s) comes out and wallops him in to irrelevance. Two points to talk about from Spoofex's coming out post:
Roast Thread: jesus christ have you ever officially ruled out any potential relation to the Kardashians? How desperate are you for attention? This is a stupid idea because nobody that would possibly have the substance to go in on you will be able to post because you've fucking banned us all. I think even the most ardent of spoofex arse chuggers would agree that if any roast thread is to take place, DB should be temporarily unbanned for it.
Moderator Review: oh fuck off, again you know that nobody is going to demand you step down because anyone who pointed out the blatant conflict in interest has already been silenced by the pack of hounds that protect you at all cost.
Very tame consequences considering when reddevils started the ITK nonsense in the summer, people who took the "tier challenge" and were proven to be wrong got permanently banned from the sub-reddit. You started being ITK at this time, why shouldn't you be liable to the same punishment?
Responding to Nobodies
DB has had a lot of shit thrown at him these past few days. Paraphrasing very slightly, but here is DB's response to some of them.
you just don't understand the muppets thread lol we're just joking around it's all for fun haha you fucking cunt i hope you fucking die you autistic incel
... no, it's not just for fun. your response to my second thread wouldn't have been so intense if everything was being taken in good spirits. your fellow united fan, cliche guevara, said it best on redcafe.
what about xisimon he's reliable right
fuck simon and fuck you too.
you're scum, you joked about a city fan having acid thrown at their face!!
nope, i joked about the city squad singing about sean cox and referenced they'd do the same in relation to the acid attack. however i did blame the murder of lyra mckee on the entire celtic fanbase so go wild with that. if you're going to have the audacity to slander the great cooper name, and try to defame the phenomenal character that db possesses, then at least be accurate with our flawless hero's past misdemeanours.
impersonation is a bannable offence!
you can't impersonate someone who never existed.
you evaded your reddevils ban and that's against reddit policy!
nope, never used the ITK account to post on reddevils. only used it to feed muppetiers information. if anything it was the muppetiers who facilitated the words of a banned user to be posted, and they're the account who should be suspended for evading a ban. i'll make sure to swallow my pride and report them.
this is harassment, i'll see you in court!
yeah alright spoofex didn't even want to come to a meme online court i'm sure the hermit is more than willing to leave his house and go to an actual court.
ok so you fooled hundreds of people and ruined their fun, does this really make you feel good? like actually?
more than you will ever know.
this is so sad! i wish i had this much free time!
you ever watched two football games in the space of 3 days? 90 mins + injury time + half time equates to roughly 2 hours per game, 4 hours in total (not counting pre-match and post-match discussion). the post took me less time than that. so yeah, you probably do have that much free time.
you have no friends
a sacrifice DB is willing to make for the greater good.
oh my name is typersniper and i'm being a little bitch
stop being a bitch typer.
you're great DB you should be unbanned from /soccer
i'll be honest DB really is struggling to defend himself on this one. DB therefore concedes the point and will humbly face being unbanned.
Responding to Nobodies Who Don't Realise They're Nobodies
To the Reddevils mods, DB now speaks directly to you. Not just a man, not just a great man, but my friend wonderfuladventure contacted you to stop the brigading, racism, death threats and casual rape mentions. Your response? To ban the most wonderful of adventures, and to grass to the Reddit admins and have DB banned for 3 days. Now, ladies and gentleman, and whatever vile creatures fester inside the horrible incestuous pit of despair that Reddevils call their mod team, here is the exchange that the aforementioned wonderfuladventure had with their mod team: Full conversation You'll notice our friendly and righteous moderator makes mention of the fact that this sexy concoction of looks, charm and physique stood before you actually reached out to mr.wonderfuladventure before making the second thread. That's because I knew what kind of community the reddevils mod team have moulded under their dictatorship. Proof of these messages can be found here You'll notice at the bottom there I brought the thread earlier. This is because your subscribers started harassing de Ligt's girlfriend on Instagram. Don't you find it worrying that, despite the fact I exposed your entire farcical ITK bollocks, and that I called the fact that your subscribers would absolutely disgrace themselves, you're still too blinded to see it being anyone but my fault? Gee willikers, even Redcafe know of your reputation. You'll notice it's the mod by the name of seaders who is being all-righteous in that mod mail. Seemed to change his tune a few hours later... I'm fine with you getting down and dirty with me, seaders, but first I'm going to have to put on Newcastle shirt and chin that moral high horse that's keeping you aloft. Speaking of harassment and abuse, DB would like to present you with a table.
User
Comment
Still active on reddevils?
w1zgov
you're a brainless redneck
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AC5L4T3R
Youve never been close to a girl in your life. You come across as the type of guy that throws a hissy fit when you don't get a reply to your desperate message, then call her a bitch and say she should get raped by a Chad.
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Avatarflash
this is the hight of autism
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nenadb97
Cooper, I hope somebody punches you in the face, you little rat.
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anduril-88
Clearly some thrash born in a trash can and obviously jobless.
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RespectJoseMourinho
What sort of life do you live that makes you want to lie to hundreds of people get a fucking job you sad cunt
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Halfmacgas
What a. Fucking cunt
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dos1999
You sad sad cunt get a life 😂😂😂🤣you salty fucker
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cwisgween
You sir, are a cunt.
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srf0826
Fuck off cunt
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Jhix
I'd ban you for being a cunt too
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to clarify, these green ticks mean that yes, they are still active on the sub-reddit. i know it gets confusing when earlier on spoofex's green ticks meant the exact opposite of yes. This is just from the soccercourt threads. Literally hundreds more littered all over reddevils. I must say, dear reddevil mods, that you did an absolutely fantastic job at clamping down on targeted harassment. Obviously I'm not saying ban these people. Be a bit difficult when two of your mods joined in and were subsequently banned from soccercourt. But don't try to act all high and mighty about harassment when you actually only care about people being big meanies to spoofex. After all, if you turn on him then he'll stop dripping you that sweet, sweet Kool-Aid (I have no idea if this reference makes sense but you're all American so I have to level with you in some way). I understand you letting people go wild at DB. He's the ring-leader, right? The chupacabra of reddevils, if you will. He deserves it! Where DB draws the lines is you acting complicit in the abuse hurled towards DB's FRIENDS. These are GOOD PEOPLE. I'm freaking SHAKING. The noble Backseatsman was violently abused by oldhunterbean. This was in a direct reply to Spoofex, who did nothing about it. Mods aren't even trying to hide their bias. Thesolly180 then narrowly missed what can only be described as blatant attempted GBH. "Oh, but DB, Solly was mentioned in Pillock69's farewell post, he must be a weirdo!". It was 3 years ago, people change damnit! This comment, by the way, from MexicansInParis. This guy is so far up Spoofex he should take up a job as a full-time tapeworm. Clearly buoyed on safe with the knowledge he has the Beltrán-Leyva cartel's backing, he next comes for wonderfuladventure. He then tries to come for all the kings at once. Oh dear lord, what a sad little life MexicansInParis. Seems like this is a very consistently abusive member of the reddevils community. Wonder what their mods will do. SlainteCeltic then comes after the reading abilities of wonderfuladventure. Sources contradict this, however, as someone who is very close to Jorge Mendes reliably informed DB that wonderfulaventure was a free reader as early as year 4. Stynes comes after CoC patron sorrytoruinyourday. If he's weird then DB doesn't want to be normal. But DB is very normal. Big man targeryian then decides to come for the entire court, essentially committing an act of treason in the process. But hey, you're never going to take action when the abuse and harassment comes at the expense of DB and his back-of-the-bus tier friends. But what about that kid that your users bullied off reddevils? Or did he deserve it too? It's alarming how easy it is to find examples of your users being abusive and displaying signs of very clear harassment. Redcafe knows about your reputation, I can assure you de Ligt's girlfriend knows about it, everybody involved in soccercourt saw the very blatant brigading that took place within the first few hours of the thread. It's incredible how you can have such a stringent grip over harassment and abuse when it's against Spoofex, yet allow other examples of it to run rampant. Every example I listed there is from just two Muppet threads. You know, those threads that are a joke. And no one takes seriously. That culminated in a kid deleting his account because he was bullied, that culminated in drewing and his girlfriend being doxxed. I think we can all agree these are classic light-hearted jokes. You're bad at what you signed up to do and protect only a handful of the 165k subscribers you've got. You got me banned for harassment, have put out a gagging order on people mentioning my name and ban anyone who supports me. All because I criticised Spoofex. Yet you won't so much as try to pretend to protect any of your other users. But you are happy to use the drewing doxxing incident as a stick to beat the soccercourt mods with, because despite the fact it happened completely on your watch, the incident is apparently indicative of the larger consequences of the alleged poor moderation by the soccercourt team. There is no reason for the ITK threads to stay other than to feed Spoofex's ego. He's conceded defeat now, so I expect they'll soon be discontinued. Ironic that DB, a man famed in real-life for being a con man, famed on Reddit for being a sexy con man, has managed to correctly predict the actions of your sub-reddit better than anyone else yet. But it's all DB's fault. DB thinks not. swishswish "what's that sound?", DB hears you ask. That's the sound of DB's magic anti-harassment wand, casting a spell over the contents of this thread to protect it from being considered as harassment. Move along, Reddit Admins. Ah; missed one... DB_Cooper727 ✔️
Welcome to the triumphant return of the Premier League Previews, a series where a fan gives an overview of his team for your perusal, and I get an excuse to take pot-shots at other clubs. This will run until the eve of the Premier League, taking a look at each club in turn. Our final preview of the season analyses our reigning champions, Manchester City. About
Established: 1880 (as St. Mark's)/1894 (as Manchester City)
It went well. It went very well. After Manchester City’s Centurions season in 2017/18 saw them run away with the title setting all manner of records as they went, there was a lot of expectation that we’d see a much closer race in 2018/19. That proved to be the case as City finished 2 points shy of their record-setting total and only won the league by a single point, yet it was still the second highest points total in Premier League history and was topped off with a unique domestic clean sweep (3 or 4 domestic trophies depending on your feelings about the Community Shield). The season kicked off with confident 2-0 victories over Chelsea in the Community Shield and Arsenal in the league opener before Kevin De Bruyne’s injury problems began (injury problems that would plague the majority of his season). His absence didn’t prove to be as pivotal as many feared/hoped, however, thanks in no small part to Bernardo Silva’s formidable season. After the opening months City had dropped just 4 points and were looking strong, and then December happened. The packed month included 9 matches across all competitions and it took its toll as City lost 3 of their 7 Premier League matches. Heading into January with Liverpool still unbeaten the title looked lost until the top two met at the Etihad. A true heavyweight clash delivered in entertainment and saw City take all three points by the very finest of margins as John Stones made a vital clearance through the legs of Mohamed Salah with just 11mm to spare. After beating Liverpool City dropped just 3 more points, ending the season on a remarkable 14-game winning streak to claim the first back-to-back Premier League trophy in 10 years.
This Season
While the squad is (on paper) quite comparable to the ones that set both the highest and second highest Premier League points totals in consecutive seasons, the loss of Vincent Kompany is difficult to quantify. Cynics might reasonably point out that City are losing an ageing centre-half who only plays sporadically and is prone to occasional hasty decisions meaning they will just have to give more minutes to a younger centre-half in John Stones, who also appeared sporadically and is prone to occasional hasty decisions. In a strictly material sense that might all be true, but in among Kompany’s hasty decisions was an improbable 30-yard potshot in the 70th minute against Leicester that won the match and kept the title race in City’s hands. It’s his remarkable force of will, his experienced leadership, and his eagerness to carry the weight of the team on his shoulders when no one else can that will be missed with the departure of Kompany and it remains to be seen if there is anyone that will step and lead in the same way. There’s some change at the back for City this season. Stones and Laporte are expected to be the first choice central pairing, but Otamendi (as the most experienced centre-half in the squad, capable of playing on the right or left side, and probably the best aerial defender in the squad) is likely to be leaned on more this coming season than last. The fourth spot will likely be a straight head-to-head between Fernandinho and the promising young Eric Garcia. At fullback there’s a little more attacking impetus than previously - Zinchenko increasingly looks like a real left back, but Mendy’s injury troubles continue, so Angelino has been brought back to maintain the depth that the outgoing Fabian Delph provided but with more of an attacking mindset. On the right you can expect Walker to finally get some days off with the introduction of another attack-minded option in Joao Cancelo. The future of the number 6 position looks to finally have been figured out with the signing of Rodri after various misfires in the transfer market and with any luck we’ll have the joy of watching a fully fit Kevin De Bruyne all season. It remains to be seen what role David Silva will play in his final year, especially with Phil Foden needing all the minutes he can get if he is to replace the Spanish stalwart long-term. Should Sane stay It will be the same again up top with quality depth abound all vying for their place in the matchday XI. Riyad Mahrez began finding his feet at the tail end of 18/19 with a run of strong performances so the hope, should Sane leave, is that Mahrez will continue that form and prove an ample replacement for the upcoming season. Last season there was a need to prove that the 100 point season wasn’t a fluke. 98 points and 5 out of 5 pieces of domestic silverware later it’s been pretty well established that City probably are in fact that good and may well be able to continue putting up these kinds of numbers until either Pep leaves or the rest of the league adapts (whichever comes first). Transfers Highlights
Player
Type
From
To
Fee(£m)
Rodri
Perm
Atletico Madrid
Manchester City
£62.5m
Joao Cancelo
Perm
Juventus
Manchester City
£26m + Danilo
Vincent Kompany
Perm
Manchester City
RSC Anderlecht
Free
All incoming/outgoing transfersFull 2019-20 squad 3 players to watch out for David Silva Worth watching out for if only because this is likely to be the last Premier League season for one of the league's greats. On top of that, with the departure of Vincent Kompany, David Silva will be the most senior member of the dressing room and is widely expected to take on the captaincy. Despite making his name as an archetypical number 10, David Silva has managed to stand out as a dynamic and modern number 8 - while at 33 he may not be quite the player he once was but he continues to provide much of the creativity in the final third so enjoy him while you can. Rodri The number 6 position in general will be one to watch this season. In previous years Fernandinho has been undisputed first choice, but at 34 years of age he can’t last forever. Ilkay Gundogan started to make a case for himself in the run-in last season having finally added a little extra defensive nous to his already outstanding passing range and ended the season as a starter. New signing Rodri (at age 23) appears to be the future of the number 6 role - touted by many as Busquets 2.0 and now training under the same coach that brought Busquets to the world’s attention, Rodri’s ascent seems inevitable, but arriving in a new league and playing rather a different style of football will test his adaptability in the short-term. Kevin De Bruyne Not exactly a hidden gem here but your life can only be improved by watching out for a fully fit KDB. De Bruyne was among the very best players in the League (if not world) in 2017/18 but struggled significantly with injuries and missed much of last season. It may seem like a stretch to say that he was “missed” given the levels City reached last season but when he’s in the team City can transition much more efficiently and there’s always a sense that one pass could cut open even the most resolute defence. What the fans think Thanks to /MCFCfor their help.
How do you think this season will go?
Last season was an unprecedened success, winning every domestic trophy possible. The aim for this season will obviously be to continue on as we have been domestically, and improve in Europe. The past two campaigns have been disappointing, and I think we can do better - but will we? It's hard to say. However, I think we're the most equipped team to fight on two fronts - especially after signing Rodri, in a position we've always lacked cover - so I think retaining the title is feasible, and I'd be happy with an improved performance in Europe.
I think we'll win the league. I think our fixture schedule is fairly kind to us (easier run-in than Liverpool and most of our tricky away games are in the first half of the season when we're usually on fire). I trust our players a lot more this time around - although you could argue that the Old Guard carried us in the final weeks of last season, the younger players have got experience and confidence now, and I think that's invaluable.
Which player is going to be your star of the season and why?
KDB has looked frightening ever since he came off the bench at the FA Cup (not to mention his performance against Tottenham before his last injury). He seems angry and frustrated about last season, as if he's got something to prove. I think he's a shoe-in for our player of the season if he can stay fit. I can also see Jesus and Mahrez really coming into their own this season; both of them suffered from low confidence last season, and I think the summers that they had and their great performances at the end of last season signal a lot of growth from both of them.
I think we'll win the league again. This time around I don't think it'll be a close title race like it was last season. We'll get around 93 points while Liverpool will finish second and get around 88 points. In the FA and League cup, I think we'll win one the two and may get knocked out early in the other one. I think this season in the CL, we'll finally reach the final but lose the final.
Gonna go with Bernardo Silva. Let him play his own game and he is one of the best in the league. You would be hard pressed to find many better in the division. Down and up the pitch he works tirelessly. Never gives up. Gonna be hard to find anyone to outperform him this season. Run, pass, shoot, tackle, he can do it all. Around him he has an aura of a greatness.
4-3-3 like always, but with even more depth. Ederson; Walker, Stones, Laporte, Zinchenko; Rodri/Dinho, Silva, KdB; Sterling, Aguero, Bernardo, should be our first choice starting XI. Rodri vs Dinho is anyone's guess. If Mahrez steps up, we might see Bernardo moved to the midfield paired with KdB. Aguero will continue to start over Jesus, Nico will likely rotate with Stones and Cancelo (if he comes) will rotate with WalkeZinchenko. We might even see Mendy play a full match before the season ends.
And now we come to the hardest part, predicting the line up. Desert any dreams on consistency at the door. You are going to see a lot of rotation from City this season. Never assume we will have everyone healthy at the same time, but if we do I think this is how we will line up.
by NickTM The Manager: The legendary Pep Guardiola. Not much to say about him that hasn't already been said at length. A managerial genius, Guardiola's dogmatic adherence to the style of play he passionately believes in is no deterrence to the outright dominance of his teams. With 28 pieces of silverware in his collection as a manager alone, he's as close to a guaranteed title win as you can get from a manager of a top club. Entering his 11th year of top-level manager, his brilliance remains undimmed. The Team: Simply put, Manchester City's team is terrifying. It's unlikely any club team has brought to bear this level of depth in talent in the Premier League at very least. Ederson holds court between the sticks in his third season at the club, and Aymeric Laporte partners one of Nicolas Otamendi and John Stones just in front. Danilo has been replaced by Joao Cancelo at right back, and Oleksandr Zinchenko's highly successful conversion to left back makes him the leading contender for that spot. It's in midfield where the team wins their games, though, a superlative array of talent fronted by Silvas David and Bernardo, held together by Fernandinho (and the newly arrived Rodri) and powered by Ilkay Gündogan's dynamism. An attacking trio containing Raheem Sterling, the supremely reliable Sergio Aguero, Riyad Mahrez and Gabriel Jesus will be affected but not brought low by the unfortunate loss of Leroy Sane. That's without even mentioning the brilliance of the returning Kevin De Bruyne, the promise of Phil Foden or the absolute talent of Scott Carson. It is a glittering squad. Why to like them: Guardiola's teams play football 'the right way' (tm) and whilst their style of play isn't necessarily my favourite, it's hard to not appreciate the sheer fluidity of attack and technical prowess being displayed. Raheem Sterling has also blossomed from the kid with a dodgy agent who sacked off Liverpool at a moment's notice to England's leading attacking talent and icon for the fight against discrimination in football. Why to dislike them: Their owners essentially launder the image of a brutal, oppressive regime as well as their own grimy reputations simply by owning a successful football team, and it clearly worked for City fans. Personally, despite all the fanboying over their playstyle, I'm not really much of a fan. Pep Guardiola has a tendency to be unbearably smug at times. Also, they're really fucking good, so it's fun to watch them lose. Summary: Got it in the bag, surely? Man City replaced their major first team loss in Danilo and propped up Fernandinho's advancing age with his heir apparent in Rodri. Their strength in depth continues to be unrivaled, and Raheem Sterling continues to improve as Sergio Aguero has shown no signs of slowing down. The major questions for me revolve first around losing Leroy Sane, which takes away not just some options in depth but also a truly direct runner that City could well miss against certain teams. More notable might be the intangible loss of Vincent Kompany, the City legend departing to Anderlecht as player-manager. Kompany's leadership and will to win were obvious even in one of his numerous spells on the sidelines, and when he got on the pitch he'd produce moments of brilliance that have kept Man City alive when they were faltering - the most recent being that wonderful goal against Leicester that sent them top. It's a strong team with a lot of experienced leaders, but it's hard to calculate the value of such a talisman until he's gone. With all that said, you'd be a fool to bet against them retaining their title, and you have to make them favourites at this early stage.
Pre-Match Thread: Spurs vs Cardiff ( EPL Oct 6, 2018)
Premier League Match Day 8 Saturday October 6, 2018 Kick Off: 15:00 (BST), 10:00 (EST) Venue: Wembley TV: Sportsnet (Canada), NBCSN (US) Evening Standard Preview -"Tottenham face a culture shock on Saturday as they welcome Cardiff City just three days after facing Lionel Messi and Barcelona. Messi was majestic as he inspired Barca to a 4-2 Wembley win to leave Spurs' Champions League hopes in doubt, but Mauricio Pochettino's side must now switch their focus back to domestic action. Cardiff are unlikely to play the sort of football which Tottenham fans witnessed on Wednesday night, but Neil Warnock's Bluebirds will pose an altogether different sort of problem as Spurs will expect to dominate possession versus a team already acknowledged to be contenders for relegation." - Tom Doyle, Evening Standard -Cardiff sit bottom on 2 points only getting points in back-to-back scoreless draws against fellow relegation battlers Huddersfield and Newcastle at the end of August. They did give Arsenal a go, only losing 3-2 to a late Lacazette goal. -The last time we played against Cardiff was in March of 2014. We won 1-0 through a Roberto Soldado goal. Harry Kane came on in the 83rd minute and Cardiff is one of the only premier league opponents he hasn't scored against. Cardiff's only hold over player from then is Aron Gunnarsson, who has yet to play for them this year. We still have Kane, Lloris, Vertonghen and Dembele who all played that day. Here is the match thread from that day, back in the days when it was competitive to do the match thread. Isn't that so much prettier than the bot threads? Team News -Vorm has returned to training but we will still be missing Dele Alli (hamstring), Serge Aurier (thigh), Mousa Dembele (thigh), Christian Eriksen (abdomen) and Jan Vertonghen (hamstring). -Cardiff will only be missing Gunnarsson as mentioned above. Canadian turncoat Hoilett is available again after missing Burnley with a virus. COYS
Soccer Machine Learning Model Picks (La Liga, Premier League, Bundesliga, Ligue 1, Serie A) Record: 11W-14L-0P, 41.36% ROI, $20.68 profit (with $2 bets) Note that the model is still in beta - we're tweaking and adjusting as we go, so wouldn't recommend betting too much on it. Last Sunday we had a great day, but today was a bad day where we won only 1/5 bets. With that in mind, here are the picks! The percentages are the probabilities produced by the model. Picks for Saturday, November 9th: Bundesliga
Hertha Berlin vs RB Leipzig: RB Leipzig (46.48%) @1.72
Mainz vs Union Berlin: Union Berlin (35.06%) @3.26
Paderborn vs. Augsburg: Paderborn (40.98%) @2.520
Schalke vs Dusseldorf: draw (37.67%) @4.459
Bayern Munich vs Dortmund: Dortmund (34.37%) @3.044
La Liga
Alaves vs Valladoid: Alaves draw no bet (Alaves 32.15%, draw 37.84%) @1.7
Barcelona vs Celta Vigo: Under 2.5 goals (58.76%) @3.06
Ligue 1
Brest vs Paris SG: Brest (46.16%) @8.920
Lille vs Metz: Lille (60.25%) @1.71
Monaco vs. Dijon: Draw(40.51%) @4.81
Reims vs Angers: Reims (50%) @2.260
Strasbourg vs Nimes: Strasbourg (48.82%) @1.880
Premier League(all bets on home team, apparently)
Chelsea vs Crystal Palace: Chelsea (42.03%) @1.327
Burnley vs West Ham: Burnley (40.62%) @2.26
Newcastle vs Bournemouth: Newcastle (50.44%) @2.56
Southampton vs Everton: Southampton (46.54%) @2.82
Tottenham vs Sheffield United: Tottenham (49.05%) @1.56
Leicester vs Arsenal: Leicester (43.91%) @2.00
Serie A
Brescia vs Torino: Brescia (47.90%) @2.71
Inter vs Verona: Inter (50%) @1.34
Napoli vs Genoa: Genoa (48.35%) @7.27
Feel free to check our website for win probabilities for all matches this weekend (will be posting on Reddit as well). Sign up (for free) and click on any soccer match - our prediction is named "Torneo proprietary model". Note that we're currently only displaying probabilities for win/loss.
Premier League Match Day 32 Saturday April 11th, 2015 Kick Off: 15:00 (GMT), 10:00 AM (EST), 2:00 AM (AEDT) Venue: White Hart Lane TV: NBC Sports Network (USA) Referee: Lee Probert -Episode VI, Return of the Sherwood. Spurs face their old gaffer Tim Sherwood as Aston Villa come to White Hart Lane. Spurs will be looking to avoid another lackluster performance like the one we saw in Burnley, as that match finished 0-0. With Timmy and Villa coming to town, I'd bet my life we won't see another goalless game. -Aston Villa are in 16th place and on 29 points. That leaves them only 3 points clear of the relegation zone. Sherwood and company are fresh off a thrilling 3-3 draw with QPR on Tuesday that saw Belgian striker Christian Benteke score a hat-trick. -Here's the match thread from the last time we faced Aston Villa, a 2-1 victory at Villa Park in November. We were down 1-0 for much of the game but Nacer Chadli and Harry Kane scored after the 80th minute to give us all three points. -Let's relive that winning goal shall we? It was Harry Kane's first of the season in the Premier League! If this angle of the goal doesn't give you chills, there's something wrong with you. This may be my favorite moment of the season that wasn't against Arsenal or Chelsea, Soldado jumping and just chilling on the back of the man-pile makes me laugh every time I see it. Team News -Hugo Lloris is still out with a knee injury, Michel Vorm will start in goal. -Kyle Walker is also out after he picked up an injury against Burnley. And Jan Vertonghen is a doubt as he's still fighting the illness that kept him out at the weekend. -I was at the open training at the Lane yesterday and noticed that Adebayor, Kaboul, and Fazio were all missing. I'm not sure if any of them are injured, as they're not listed in the team news. But I wouldn't be surprised if none of them feature. -Villa will be without Libor Kozak and could be without Aly Cissokho, Scott Sinclair, Alan Hutton, and Ashley Westwood who are all doubts. Discussion -How should we lineup for this one? -Assuming Vertonghen isn't good to go, what would your back line look like? Is there a chance that we see DeAndre Yedlin on the bench? -Do you see the return of Sherwood inspiring some of our players in the match? Especially those who may not have liked him that much. -If we win this game we'll be on 57 points. That could take us above Liverpool depending on how they do against Newcastle. -Predictions for this game? -Aston Villa can't be underestimated, as they're in the thick of the relegation battle. We know Sherwood will have their boys pumped up, we need to start strong and play a lot better than we did against Burnley. -COME ON YOU SPURS -Unfortunately this will be my last match at White Hart Lane before I return home to the US in 2 weeks time. I've never seen us lose at the Lane (5 wins and 1 draw), let's hope that continues!
Welcome back to the Premier League Previews series, a series where a fan gives an overview of his team for your perusal, and I get an excuse to take pot-shots at other clubs. This will run until the eve of the Premier League, taking a look at each club in turn. Today we're popping our Bournemouth cherry with a trip to the south coast. About
Things started fairly well, despite being narrowly robbed by West Ham and beaten by both Manchester sides our early skirmishes included beating a very strong Everton team 1-0 with a superb performance, smashing Hull 6-1 and a creditable 0-0 draw against a (usually) free scoring Spurs side. Things started to go awry around christmas and our defence became a meme- consistently conceding three goals (at least) every game (in seven out of eight games between November and January). Despite this horrendous spell the period did contain two of our most memorable games- Beating Liverpool 4-3 after being 3-1 down (Thanks Karius!) and a rare tactical error from Howe allowing Arsenal to claw back a 3-0 defecit to draw 3-3. Eddie Howe always pulls it around in March though, and after a spirited draw at Old Trafford which will forever be remembered for Mings vs Zlatan, we only lost 2 more games all year, to Chelsea and Tottenham. Given that by all accounts we have the 17th highest wage bill in the division 9th should be recognised as an enormous achievement and a testament to the faith Howe has in his attacking football. To sum up, aside from an 11 game spell through xmas in January the side competed well and never really looked in trouble of relegation, so I’m going to get on my soapbox about Eddie Howe’s deplorable attitude to cup competitions. After previous seasons where Howe would have played the under 10’s team if he could, all of us Cherries knew what to expect- but Howe peaked this year with one of the worst cup performances in the history of the club, an insult to fans. Selecting one of the most bizarre squads ever which included winger Marc Pugh at right back and Lewis Grabban ludicrously used as a professional footballer (I'm so, so sorry Sunderland fans), the 3-0 to League 1 Milwall should be a sign to Howe that things need to improve this year, especially as we also went out to Preston in the EFL cup. It’s no insult to the teams who quite soundly beat us to say that Howe’s selection and attitude to the defeats was disappointing to all of Bournemouth’s supporters.
This Season
Whisper it quietly but for the first time since we came up I don’t expect we’ll be in trouble this year. My Dad always says ‘are there 3 worse sides in the division?’, and unless things change enormously between now and the end of the transfer window I think most fans would agree that on paper there are more than three. As a result I would be extremely surprised if we ended up going down. Having said that 46 was such a low number of points to finish in 9th position it wouldn’t surprise me at all if we matched or beat last season’s total but still finished in the bottom half. 13th is my best guess, but if everything clicks at the back and we stay injury free I don’t think we’ll be scared of many teams. Steve Cook basically is our defence, on his own, so you can dismiss all of the above positivity if he does get a long term injury. We’d immediately find ourselves in real trouble. THINGS I WANT. -To take a point from Manchester City. We’ve never even got close to looking competitive against them and they’ve smashed us 15-1 on aggregate over the 4 times we’ve played them. -Finally beat Watford. We’ve now drawn four games in a row and six of the last seven, beating them only once. Given that their fans have this weird obsession with us I’d love to do the double over them this year, especially as me & Whiffers have a charity bet on who’ll finish higher. -Finally, finally sort out the defence. Signing Ake and Begovic is a huge help, but tactics also contribute to our leaky back line. -Dignified, and serious cup performances. (See above) Transfers Highlights
All incoming/outgoing transfersFull 2016-17 squad 3 players to watch out for Lewis Cook Everyone is saying 'why don't Bournemouth want Wilshere back' and the truth is, of course we would want him back- if we didn't have Lewis Cook. Whisper it quietly, but he looks like he has the potential to be even better. After recovering from a broken foot last year his performances at the back end of last season showed real talent, backed up by winning the U-20 world cup as captain. He needs to improve his pass completion in the final third and maintain posession a little more often but I have a feeling this will be a huge season for him. Nathan Ake Signed for a club record £20M he gives Eddie Howe an interesting dilemma at the heart of defence. Club Captain Simon Francis has been starting here since we were promoted but he now looks like his best years are behind him at times. I've picked him as a player to watch not just because he's our record signing, but because it's going to be a big change to the dynamic at the heart of defence. Steve Cook, Charlie Daniels and Simon Francis have been playing as a unit since we were in the third tier. Will Ake cock it up or finally fix our "concede three goals per game" defensive frailties? Dan Gosling Conclusive proof that if Eddie Howe is your manager it doesn't matter how poor your first touch is, as long as you run your absolute tits off you've got a job for life. Prepare for some comedy gold, energetic, error strewn performances. Inexplicably a fan's favourite but odds on to be bloody entertaining for all the wrong reasons on Match of the Day. What the fans think Thanks to /AFCBournemouthfor their help.
How do you think this season will go?
I think the season will be good. I feel we have more depth than we have had in the past and should be able to compete strongly with anyone all season. I like to think that 8th is somewhere we can finish but there will be steady competitition for that spot. I believe we'll finish anywhere from 8th to 10th.
We will stay up again, but potentially a little lower in the standings and maybe a few less points as last year. For a team that can beat anyone and lose to anyone i think form is always going to be an issue. I hope that when we do struggle it's not for too long. After 2 good seasons I wouldn't want to find us in the relegation zone, young team may feel the pressure. On a more positive note, I think Eddie will want a cup run this year which I'm hoping will mean a quarter final in one of the cups.
Which player is going to be your star of the season and why?
Hard to say a star of the season because we're very much a team. Last seasons player of the year, steve cook, will be in with a big shout and if Defoe or king can get 15 goals so will they. Ake will be a dark horse too.
---------------------Begovic-------------------- ---S. Cook------Daniels---------Aké------------Mings/Cargill----- ----Ibe/Stanislas------Arter-----Cook------------Fraser- ------------------King--------------Defoe/Afobe---------------- Bench: Ibe/Stanislas, Mousset, Boruc, Defoe/Afobe, Mings/Cargill, Ramsdale(?). I can't predict the rest of the bench due to youth players such as Worthington and Surridge maybe wiggling their way in.
Ive got no big idea on how I think we'll line up. Defoe, king, ake, cook, Daniels, Arter are all nailed on but apart from then anyone could play. Stanislas will start too if he's not injured.
by NickTM Summary: A third consecutive season for the Cherries sees them strengthening their squad in all departments, but for how long can they continue to punch above their weight? What to say: It's a whole new spiiiiine! What you might end up saying: Who put Dan Gosling on technique training?! Why to like them: Plucky underdogs. Jermain Defoe was well-liked before the Bradley Lowery story, but now is verging on footballing sweetheart terrain. Eddie Howe's a canny young manager with a rare eye for a tactical switch. Why to dislike them: Despite playing decent enough stuff when on the ball, Bournemouth have no qualms about snippy rotational fouling which is enough to annoy anyone. Artur Boruc won't be starting, which means we won't get many comedy moments from the goalkeeper. If the team was a Simpsons character, it would be: Ned Flanders. The upbeat nature of Bournemouth in general does tend to get a little grating.
Vote for where you think Bournemouth will finish here.
You either score 0, 1 or 3, not 2 or 4. E.g,if you predict a 2-1 win for United vs Palace and the score is 2-1 to United you win 3 points, if the score is 2-0 to United you win 1 and if Palace win or draw you win 0. Each week I will post a table with the top 10 overall as well as a table for the top 3 highest scores for that week. At the end of the season the overall winner will receive a flair and the top 3 will receive reddit gold. Update The full table can be found here GW 15 Winners.
Rank
Name
GW15 Score
1
SorryNoChicken
10
1
Elinaeri
10
3
mahamahdou
8
3
NarcissticNarwhal
8
3
Londoner_85
8
3
cyberguy5
8
7
SuperSaiyanNoob
7
7
pyth0ns
7
7
minuto93
7
7
Jarbas6
7
Overall Standings - Top 10
Rank
Player
Total
1
Kilaskwiral
108
1
hi-i-am-new-here
108
3
nickooj
107
4
Dudehere
106
5
Nic_The_Cage_Cage
102
7
TopdeBotton
101
7
jogonumug
101
5
WDelToro
102
9
teekettle13
100
10
srkemper
99
Average position This table shows your average position each week relative to all other competitors. To feature you must have played at least three weeks. It will allow new participants to see how they are fairing.
Rank
Overall Rank
AVG Rank
# GW's played
1
pro_crasSn8r
0.18
3
2
DeathWalrus
0.2
5
3
Houndoomsday
0.2
4
4
Dalhedaren
0.21
5
5
FuzzedLogic
0.22
3
6
CapProblema
0.25
3
7
TheDuffman05
0.26
8
8
hi-i-am-new-here
0.26
15
9
Ekasevn
0.26
4
10
jcmosch
0.26
13
Post you predictions below I will put a thread up each week a few days before the matches start. You can edit your post until an hour before the first kick off. So feel free to make predictions now and change them later.
* Norwich v Everton ()
* Crystal Palace v Southampton ()
* Man City v Swansea ()
* Sunderland v Watford ()
* West Ham v Stoke ()
* Bournemouth v Man Utd ()
* Aston Villa v Arsenal ()
* Liverpool v West Brom ()
* Spurs v Newcastle ()
* Leicester v Chelsea ()
Please use the following format: MATCH (HOME SCORE-AWAY SCORE) as it makes it much easier to keep track of the predictions. Example
Aston Villa v Man Utd (1-2)
I made some extra graphs.. Top 10 point progression: http://imgur.com/csgZpWn Tables showing where each team would be if all your predictions were correct: http://imgur.com/8oAajdr If you want to see your table based on your predictions ask when you post your prediction and I will reply to the comment with the table. Also would anyone be interested to know how much they would have made / lost if they were to bet £1 on the outcome of each match? I can get these numbers fairly easily. I have the data for William Hill, Ladbrooks and Bet365 and I would have made maybe 4 or 5 pounds profit having spent 140 (not that I have bet anything)
You either score 0, 1 or 3, not 2 or 4. E.g,if you predict a 2-1 win for United vs Palace and the score is 2-1 to United you win 3 points, if the score is 2-0 to United you win 1 and if Palace win or draw you win 0. Each week I will post a table with the top 10 overall as well as a table for the top 3 highest scores for that week. At the end of the season the overall winner will receive a flair and the top 3 will receive reddit gold. Update The full table can be found here GW 14 Winners.
Rank
Name
GW14 Score
1
moogmonster24
12
2
GraduateStudent
11
3
sickboyish
10
3
TjBee
10
3
Nic_The_Cage_Cage
10
3
Solid_Snak3
10
3
Elinaeri
10
8
MrLiamD
9
8
pandapaintedred
9
8
ugurozturk
9
8
Fegundo
9
Overall Standings - Top 10
Rank
Player
Total
1
Kilaskwiral
106
1
hi-i-am-new-here
106
3
Dudehere
104
4
nickooj
103
5
Nic_The_Cage_Cage
99
5
TopdeBotton
99
7
WDelToro
98
7
jcmosch
98
7
jogonumug
98
10
DrinnLord
96
Average position This table shows your average position each week relative to all other competitors. To feature you must have played at least three weeks. It will allow new participants to see how they are fairing.
Rank
Overall Rank
AVG Rank
# GW's played
1
pro_crasSn8r
0.18
3
2
DeathWalrus
0.2
5
3
Houndoomsday
0.2
4
4
Dalhedaren
0.21
5
5
hi-i-am-new-here
0.22
14
6
FuzzedLogic
0.22
3
7
Kilaskwiral
0.24
14
8
CapProblema
0.25
3
9
Dudehere
0.25
14
10
TheDuffman05
0.26
8
Post you predictions below I will put a thread up each week a few days before the matches start. You can edit your post until an hour before the first kick off. So feel free to make predictions now and change them later.
* Stoke v Man City ()
* Arsenal v Sunderland ()
* Man Utd v West Ham ()
* Southampton v Aston Villa ()
* Swansea v Leicester ()
* Watford v Norwich ()
* West Brom v Spurs ()
* Chelsea v Bournemouth ()
* Newcastle v Liverpool ()
* Everton v Crystal Palace ()
Please use the following format: MATCH (HOME SCORE-AWAY SCORE) as it makes it much easier to keep track of the predictions. Example
Aston Villa v Man Utd (1-2)
I made some extra graphs.. Top 10 point progression: http://imgur.com/csgZpWn Tables showing where each team would be if all your predictions were correct: http://imgur.com/8oAajdr If you want to see your table based on your predictions ask when you post your prediction and I will reply to the comment with the table. Also would anyone be interested to know how much they would have made / lost if they were to bet £1 on the outcome of each match? I can get these numbers fairly easily. I have the data for William Hill, Ladbrooks and Bet365 and I would have made maybe 4 or 5 pounds profit having spent 140 (not that I have bet anything)
You either score 0, 1 or 3, not 2 or 4. E.g,if you predict a 2-1 win for United vs Palace and the score is 2-1 to United you win 3 points, if the score is 2-0 to United you win 1 and if Palace win or draw you win 0. Each week I will post a table with the top 10 overall as well as a table for the top 3 highest scores for that week. At the end of the season the overall winner will receive a flair and the top 3 will receive reddit gold. Update The full table can be found here GW 17 Winners.
Rank
Name
GW17 Score
1
ninofidler01
13
2
CartmanBraaah
12
2
MrLiamD
12
2
Perkele17
12
5
SorryNoChicken
10
6
WDelToro
8
6
TjBee
8
8
sibrejk
7
8
Wassow
7
8
wutwatwhat
7
8
rossco9
7
8
dl2316
7
8
cm842
7
Overall Standings - Top 10
Rank
Player
Total
1
Kilaskwiral
125
2
hi-i-am-new-here
119
3
nickooj
118
4
Dudehere
115
4
WDelToro
115
6
jogonumug
113
6
Nic_The_Cage_Cage
113
6
DrinnLord
113
9
sibrejk
111
9
TjBee
111
Average position This table shows your average position each week relative to all other competitors. To feature you must have played at least three weeks. It will allow new participants to see how they are fairing.
Rank
Overall Rank
AVG Rank
# GW's played
1
DeathWalrus
0.2
5
2
Houndoomsday
0.2
4
3
Dalhedaren
0.21
5
4
Ekasevn
0.25
6
5
TheDuffman05
0.26
8
6
Kilaskwiral
0.26
17
7
pragmatic_soul
0.27
9
8
Taylor-1892
0.27
6
9
hi-i-am-new-here
0.27
17
10
chopke
0.28
5
Post you predictions below I will put a thread up each week a few days before the matches start. You can edit your post until an hour before the first kick off. So feel free to make predictions now and change them later.
* Stoke v Man Utd ()
* Aston Villa v West Ham ()
* Bournemouth v Crystal Palace ()
* Chelsea v Watford ()
* Liverpool v Leicester ()
* Man City v Sunderland ()
* Spurs v Norwich ()
* Swansea v West Brom ()
* Newcastle v Everton ()
* Southampton v Arsenal ()
Please use the following format: MATCH (HOME SCORE-AWAY SCORE) as it makes it much easier to keep track of the predictions. Example
You either score 0, 1 or 3, not 2 or 4. E.g,if you predict a 2-1 win for United vs Palace and the score is 2-1 to United you win 3 points, if the score is 2-0 to United you win 1 and if Palace win or draw you win 0. Each week I will post a table with the top 10 overall as well as a table for the top 3 highest scores for that week. At the end of the season the overall winner will receive a flair and the top 3 will receive reddit gold. Update The full table can be found here GW 19 Winners.
Rank
Name
GW19 Score
1
farcough187
17
2
Fegundo
15
3
JPNJ
14
3
RockinMadRiot
14
5
SuperSaiyanNoob
13
5
TopdeBotton
13
7
nickooj
12
7
classical-k
12
9
GraduateStudent
11
9
sickboyish
11
9
Noobtastic93
11
9
pandapaintedred
11
9
edlll91
11
9
BadgerCourtJudge
11
9
DrinnLord
11
9
ImBrent
11
Overall Standings - Top 10
Rank
Player
Total
1
Kilaskwiral
137
2
nickooj
135
2
hi-i-am-new-here
135
4
WDelToro
133
4
DrinnLord
133
6
Dudehere
132
7
sibrejk
126
7
TopdeBotton
126
9
jogonumug
125
9
srkemper
125
Average position This table shows your average position each week relative to all other competitors. To feature you must have played at least three weeks. It will allow new participants to see how they are fairing.
Rank
Overall Rank
AVG Rank
# GW's played
1
DeathWalrus
0.2
5
2
Houndoomsday
0.2
4
3
Dalhedaren
0.21
5
4
Ekasevn
0.24
7
5
TheDuffman05
0.26
8
6
pragmatic_soul
0.27
9
7
Taylor-1892
0.27
6
8
hi-i-am-new-here
0.28
19
9
chopke
0.28
5
10
Kilaskwiral
0.29
19
Post you predictions below I will put a thread up each week a few days before the matches start. You can edit your post until an hour before the first kick off. So feel free to make predictions now and change them later.
* West Ham v Liverpool ()
* Arsenal v Newcastle ()
* Leicester v Bournemouth ()
* Man Utd v Swansea ()
* Norwich v Southampton ()
* Sunderland v Aston Villa ()
* West Brom v Stoke ()
* Watford v Man City ()
* Crystal Palace v Chelsea ()
* Everton v Spurs ()
Please use the following format: MATCH (HOME SCORE-AWAY SCORE) as it makes it much easier to keep track of the predictions. Example
You either score 0, 1 or 3, not 2 or 4. E.g,if you predict a 2-1 win for United vs Palace and the score is 2-1 to United you win 3 points, if the score is 2-0 to United you win 1 and if Palace win or draw you win 0. Each week I will post a table with the top 10 overall as well as a table for the top 3 highest scores for that week. At the end of the season the overall winner will receive a flair and the top 3 will receive reddit gold. Update The full table can be found here GW 16 Winners.
Rank
Name
GW15 Score
1
Solid_Snak3
14
2
kieranmoore
13
3
SuperSaiyanNoob
12
3
Kilaskwiral
12
5
Honest_observer
11
5
Thelindvall4
11
5
Noobtastic93
11
8
Nippelklyper
10
8
cyberguy5
10
8
beanbagquestions
10
Overall Standings - Top 10
Rank
Player
Total
1
Kilaskwiral
120
2
nickooj
115
3
Dudehere
114
4
hi-i-am-new-here
113
5
jogonumug
110
6
Nic_The_Cage_Cage
107
6
WDelToro
107
6
DrinnLord
107
9
Solid_Snak3
106
10
teekettle13
105
10
jcmosch
105
10
srkemper
105
10
kieranmoore
105
Average position This table shows your average position each week relative to all other competitors. To feature you must have played at least three weeks. It will allow new participants to see how they are fairing.
Rank
Overall Rank
AVG Rank
# GW's played
1
DeathWalrus
0.2
5
2
Houndoomsday
0.2
4
3
Dalhedaren
0.21
5
4
TheDuffman05
0.26
8
5
Kilaskwiral
0.26
16
6
nickooj
0.26
16
7
jcmosch
0.27
14
8
Ekasevn
0.27
5
9
beanbagquestions
0.27
11
10
pragmatic_soul
0.27
9
Post you predictions below I will put a thread up each week a few days before the matches start. You can edit your post until an hour before the first kick off. So feel free to make predictions now and change them later.
* Chelsea v Sunderland ()
* Everton v Leicester ()
* Man Utd v Norwich ()
* Southampton v Spurs ()
* Stoke v Crystal Palace ()
* West Brom v Bournemouth ()
* Newcastle v Aston Villa ()
* Watford v Liverpool ()
* Swansea v West Ham ()
* Arsenal v Man City ()
Please use the following format: MATCH (HOME SCORE-AWAY SCORE) as it makes it much easier to keep track of the predictions. Example
I am away and back on Monday. Next week I will do an update for this, anti fantasy and the one player mini games. Post predictions below. Link to last weeks thread Rules
Correct outcome = 1 point
Correct score= 3 points
You either score 0, 1 or 3, not 2 or 4. E.g,if you predict a 2-1 win for United vs Palace and the score is 2-1 to United you win 3 points, if the score is 2-0 to United you win 1 and if Palace win or draw you win 0. Each week I will post a table with the top 10 overall as well as a table for the top 3 highest scores for that week. At the end of the season the overall winner will receive a flair and the top 3 will receive reddit gold. Update The full table can be found here GW 20 Winners.
Rank
Name
GW20 Score
1
DrinnLord
9
1
Kilaskwiral
9
3
beanbagquestions
8
3
SupaaFast
8
3
classical-k
8
3
jogonumug
8
3
kieranmoore
8
3
vanPershing
8
3
cyberguy5
8
10
ANameLessObvious
7
10
Dudehere
7
10
farcough187
7
10
Elinaeri
7
10
Londoner_85
7
Overall Standings - Top 20 - getting the top 20 involved now.
Rank
Player
Total
1
Kilaskwiral
146
2
DrinnLord
142
3
hi-i-am-new-here
140
3
nickooj
140
5
Dudehere
139
6
WDelToro
136
7
jogonumug
133
8
sibrejk
132
8
TopdeBotton
132
8
kieranmoore
132
11
farcough187
130
12
Nic_The_Cage_Cage
127
12
sid1602
127
12
Solid_Snak3
127
15
jcmosch
126
15
TjBee
126
15
teekettle13
126
18
srkemper
125
18
SuperSaiyanNoob
125
20
ANameLessObvious
124
20
CoffeeMage
124
Average position This table shows your average position each week relative to all other competitors. To feature you must have played at least three weeks. It will allow new participants to see how they are fairing.
Rank
Overall Rank
AVG Rank
# GW's played
1
DeathWalrus
0.2
5
2
Houndoomsday
0.2
4
3
Dalhedaren
0.21
5
4
Ekasevn
0.24
7
5
TheDuffman05
0.26
8
6
pragmatic_soul
0.27
9
7
Taylor-1892
0.27
6
8
Kilaskwiral
0.28
20
9
hi-i-am-new-here
0.28
20
10
DrinnLord
0.28
20
Post you predictions below I will put a thread up each week a few days before the matches start. You can edit your post until an hour before the first kick off. So feel free to make predictions now and change them later.
* Spurs v Sunderland ()
* Bournemouth v Norwich ()
* Chelsea v Everton ()
* Man City v Crystal Palace ()
* Newcastle v West Ham ()
* Southampton v West Brom ()
* Aston Villa v Leicester ()
* Liverpool v Man Utd ()
* Stoke v Arsenal ()
* Swansea v Watford ()
Please use the following format: MATCH (HOME SCORE-AWAY SCORE) as it makes it much easier to keep track of the predictions. Example
Arsenal vs Newcastle Predictions. Arsenal will look to continue with their mini-resurgence as they play host to a struggling Newcastle United side at The Emirates Stadium on Monday night. In a season where there’ve been genuine concerns about Arsenal getting involved in a relegation scrap, the Gunners have shown their quality to Arsenal vs Newcastle predictions, match preview and betting tips by Eelikki on Monday, 18 January 2021 - England Premier League - Odds: 2.25 Arsenal vs Newcastle will have an encounter in the next round of Premier League 2020/21. Let’s follow Arsenal vs Newcastle Prediction.. Possessing a series of good performances, the gunners are expected to easily bring their next victory this season. Arsenal vs Newcastle Prediction Verdict After a thorough analysis of stats, recent form and H2H through BetClan's algorithm, as well as, tipsters advice for the match Arsenal vs Newcastle this is our Prediction: Arsenal for the Winner of the match, with a probability of 71% No for Both Teams to Score, with a percentage of 55%. Arsenal vs Newcastle Prediction Verdict After a thorough analysis of stats, recent form and H2H through BetClan's algorithm, as well as, tipsters advice for the match Arsenal vs Newcastle this is our Prediction: Arsenal for the Winner of the match, with a probability of 69% Yes for Both Teams to Score, with a percentage of 55%. Arsenal vs Newcastle betting tips: Both sides begin the weekend level on 31 points. Newcastle are unbeaten in their last eight in all competitions. Arsenal vs Newcastle Prediction. Nothing is guaranteed in the prediction Arsenal vs Newcastle. The home team is the favorite, but plays with the obligation to win, as it enters with the best squad for the game. Certainly, the goals will come on the pitch, and we believe that in good numbers, as Arsenal should start to attack early in the game. Arsenal‘s victory should be relatively easy if ARSENAL vs NEWCASTLE Prediction & H2H Match Predictions, H2H, Betting Tips & Preview. The match preview to the football match ARSENAL vs NEWCASTLE in the Premier League of England compares both teams and includes the latest matches of the teams, the match facts, head to head (h2h), goal statistics, table standings, match strengths and at least a computer calculated match prediction. These Claim up to £/€50 free sports match bet. Enter promo code: F50. New customers only. 18+. T&C Apply. Gamble Responsibly. bet 365. Open Account Offer. Check Site for Bonus Details . 18+.T&C Apply. Gamble Responsibly. £25 MATCHED BET. Sign up with F25 promo code for up to £25 free matched bet. New customers only. 18+. T&C Apply. Gamble Responsibly. Prediction: Arsenal vs Newcastle. Tom Prediction and odds for the game: Arsenal (1/2) vs Newcastle (5/1) We are backing the home win. When: Saturday, 9th January 2021, Kick-off 17:30 Where: The Emirates Stadium On Saturday evening, Arsenal host Newcastle at the Emirates Stadium in the third round of the FA Cup, as the home team look to continue their recent good run of form.
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